My boss told me she hasn't taken her eyes off her laptop for 7 hours

I work at a restaurant, and things started to get pretty busy tonight so naturally I wondered why my boss (the owner) was just sitting staring at her laptop. I asked her if she could help me with the crowd and she replied "I'll do it, but come watch my laptop", naturally, I ask why. She then tells me how every time she takes her eyes off the laptop, especially when she sleeps, she'll receive spam in her yahoo account. She told me to watch and try to catch the "hacker" in his tracks as he tried to put spam in her mailbox, and to tell "him" that she is going to sue him if she gets any more advertisements. I asked her if she was serious and she said that she was and how she always misses him by a second, so I need to keep my eyes super peeled.

I obliged and sat down to look for the hacker.